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Pythagoras, slaughtered. Galileo, imprisoned. Copernicus, ridiculed. Poor old Newton pushed into secrecy in alchemy. Tesla, destroyed. His beautiful possibilities completely ignored. And still bitching about Darwin. Still.

-Only Lovers Left Alive, 2013   director: Jim Jarmusch

stretchedlobes:

Aerial | Baptise Debombourg.

Shattering glass flooding into a room of Brauweiler Abbey in Germany.

this is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen

brokenponycutiemark:

jesseca-anne:

Tilda Swinton as The Marchesa Casati. My latest muse!

SWINTON

You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.
Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

arkhamboundz:

Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

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hereliesanotherbasketcase:

"It’s time to think about your future"

hereliesanotherbasketcase:

"It’s time to think about your future"

tedbunny:

German soldier lighting his cigarette with a flamethrower, 1940s.

tedbunny:

German soldier lighting his cigarette with a flamethrower, 1940s.

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set